March 2012
I dont know why this is so funny →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
Watching Season 1 of glee
rumchocolatesouffle:
where the fuck is blaine
why is santana making out with puck what
omg where is the lima bean
wait why is Will the main character
excuse me but where the fuck are the Warblers
rachel what the fuck are you wearing
omg why isn’t mike chang getting any lines
this lighting is blinding omg
THIS IS HOW I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY FANDOMS
February 2012
1 tag
Watchsupahstyles:
mrsprongfoot:
footprintwithinthemap:
nowplease:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
omFGJSNKD i cannot
Is this girl serious right now?
Like what.
She’s going to go far in life. I can see it.
EGOIWRHNIFNTGKEDNKNTKDRNHETNJAHBKTHD
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
