February 2012
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
madimpossible:
sibilidomdom:
8 Year old girl...
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
anaveragelifewithgoats:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
DEAD
“One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is...”
– Rick Santorum, giving an odd interview back in October to CaffeinatedThoughts.com
Ahem. An open letter to Rick Santorum:
Dear Rick,
I can call you Rick, right? You seem to want to get to know me on an awfully personal level. Well, I have something to say about that: Please get the hell out of my...
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!